Welcome back, fabulous followers! If you’ve been following along, you’re already well on your way to becoming a photographer’s dream client. But let’s face it, sometimes we all need a little reality check. In this chapter, we’re tackling the oh-so-important topic of setting realistic expectations for your photoshoot. Fear not, this isn’t a grumpy lecture—it’s a humorous yet insightful guide based on the trials and tribulations shared in my beloved Facebook group pages. Ready to keep leveling up your client game? Let’s do this!

Expectations vs. Reality: Finding the Sweet Spot – The Art of Not Being That Client

We all want our photoshoot to be an absolute masterpiece—cinematic, flawless, and wrapped up in a perfect little bow. But let’s be real: reality doesn’t come with a Hollywood filter. Here’s how to set expectations that keep everyone (including your photographer) happy.

More Isn’t Always Better – Trust the Process

It’s easy to dream of walking away with hundreds of perfect shots, but do you really need that many? How many will you actually print or post? Your photographer carefully curates the best of the best, so instead of drowning in a sea of nearly identical photos, you get a polished, high-quality collection. Trust that your photographer has done the heavy lifting—so you don’t have to scroll through 500 versions of the same pose.

Editing Takes Time – Patience, Grasshopper

Ah, the magic of editing—where blemishes vanish, colors pop, and everything looks effortlessly amazing. But spoiler alert: it’s not instant. A good edit takes time, and great editing? Even longer. Rome wasn’t built in a day, and neither is your photo gallery. So take a deep breath, sip some coffee, and let your photographer work their magic.

Photography Costs Money – Shocking, Right?

Before clutching your pearls over the price tag, remember: photography isn’t just about clicking a button. It’s time, expertise, and equipment that doesn’t come cheap. Be upfront about your budget, factor in editing costs, and understand that you’re investing in memories—ones you’ll thank yourself for later. Because trust me, grainy, badly lit phone pics won’t cut it when you’re reminiscing years down the road.

Professional photography is about balancing dreams with reality. Set realistic expectations, trust your photographer, and let’s make some picture-perfect memories—without the drama